Humorous Love Sayings
I stumbled across many well-known like quotes on a recent web surf and and I was immediately hooked. There is a large number of fascinating amusing quotes dealing with the different aspects of relationships. And there are many sources quoted not only well-known authors but also movies, songs and other parts of well loved culture. Quotes are hand picked and you will find yourself passionately agreeing or disagreeing with many .
Here are some fascinating selections that I really liked:
Captain Harrison Like: We were trying to dance. Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding. (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO)
Alejandro: Do you surrender? Elena Montero: No, but I may scream. Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect. (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO)
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid. Like means never having to say you're sorry. Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. (From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?)
If it weren't for women, Men would still be Wearing last week's socks (CYNTHINA NELMS )
When the lights are out, All women are gorgeous. (MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX)
Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene. Sam: What is Tiramisu? Jay: You'll find out. Sam: Well, what is it? Jay: You'll see! Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is! (From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE)
You know, I have this dreadful paranoid thought That feminism was mostly invented by men So that they could like, Fool around a small more (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)
I like the lines the men use to get us into bed. Please, I'll only place it in for a minute. What am I, a microwave?! (BEVERLY MICKENS )
I am not one of those who do not believe in like at first sight, but I believe in taking a second look. (H. VINCENT )
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle (GLORIA STEINAM )
Every time I date a man I reckon: Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? (RITA RUDNER )
In politics, if you want anything said, question a man; if you want anything done, question a woman! (MARGARET THATCHER )
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